With credit to the AP
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek then they would boo
I never made Who’s Who but I’m featured in What’s That?
When I told Fang I was going to get my face lifted, he said, Who’d steal it?
You know you’re old when your walker has an airbag
I was the world’s ugliest baby. When I was born the doctor slapped everybody.
I became a stand-up comedienne because I had a sit-down husband.
They say housework can’t kill you… but why take a chance.
The time is now