Remembering Phyllis Diller

With credit to the AP

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek then they would boo

I never made Who’s Who but I’m featured in What’s That?

When I told Fang I was going to get my face lifted, he said, Who’d steal it?

You know you’re old when your walker has an airbag

I was the world’s ugliest baby. When I was born the doctor slapped everybody.

I became a stand-up comedienne because I had a sit-down husband.

They say housework can’t kill you… but why take a chance.

The time is now